Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Edenfantasys reviewer extraordinaire Dame Demi gives an excellent review on a toy that needs to be experienced to believe!
The Mini Tongue is one of those adult toys that often causes you to giggle the first time you see it. It is, literally, a model of a disembodied tongue on top of a battery pack controller. The tongue is Caucasian flesh-colored, but otherwise quite realistic looking, complete with bumps and a raised center area. Despite its somewhat odd appearance, however, the Mini Tongue is a clit sex toy that will truly surprise you. Click to read full review!
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
Saturday, July 26, 2008
I remember the basement....do you? The cinder block walls, the fluorescent lights, the cement floor, no natural light, just a bed for the two of us to devour each other on a nightly basis.
Your wearing your black thigh high vinyl boots and nothing else. You clutch and claw at my pants freeing my huge cock as my fingers massage the inside of your soaking cunt.
Your hand finds my tool and jerks magically along the shaft. I massage your soft breasts with my free hand, our moans dance off the cinder block walls, our tongues tangle together in an open mouthed kiss.
You push me back onto the bed, your eager mouth finding my cock. Your mouth presses down firmly as your hand pulls from the base. I'm dying to taste your deliciously shaved pussy. I grab at your leg and you knowingly spin around and lower your clit onto my flickering tongue. Your cries of pleasure intensify mine. We moan and groan with lust.
I slide out from beneath you and enter you from behind. The view of your tattoo and the way it compliments your perfectly round ass makes me crazy. The slapping sound of my hand across your ass joins the chorus of loud moans. I'm not spanking you because you've been a bad girl, but because your the best lover a man (or woman) could ever have, plus....you love being spanked....your cum drenching my long shaft confirms it!
Time for the big finish! I lay on my back and you ride me wildly. Your hands wrap around the back of my neck giving you unbelievable grinding leverage against my delighted cock. Your eyes glaze over and a wicked grin creeps across your face as you take me to the point of no return. Your hot pussy clenches down on my erupting cock, my hot cum pumps deep inside of you.
You collapse on top of me, our sweaty, muscular bodies quiver with sexual fulfilment!
Do you remember now?
Friday, July 25, 2008
I was back in a daze.
Trixy went on to explain despite my lack of response, "It's simple Officer Steve, Tanya and I take turns sucking your cock, six sucks a turn. The first one to make you cum first wins!"
I was paralyzed with lust.
"Officer Steve....bring that sweet cock over here," Tanya beckoned.
This was going to be a quick game!
My led legs and I stumbled over to TNT's anxious and hungry mouths. Trixy tore off my shirt, sending buttons flying and scattering across the floor, while Tanya tugged and clawed my trousers down to my knees, my cock springing to attention.
"My God Officer Steve, you're in definite need of release big boy," Trixy exclaimed with wide hungry eyes.
They pulled me in, both girls working me simultaneously to start, my cock sandwiched between a pair of ruby red lips and slick tongues gliding up and down my shaft, Tanya cradling and massaging my balls making me buckle at the knees.
Game on....Trixy went first, yanking my cock deep into her mouth, tickling my balls with her long manicured nails, sucking and pumping six times before Tanya jerked my member her way.
"My turn," she moaned lustfully, taking my throbbing member into the back of her throat. Tanya pressed hard and drove back slow with her lips while stroking the base of my shaft hard and fast.
"Oh fuck baby," I growled, feeling my orgasm growing closer.
Six pumps later Trixy sprung back into action, "Back to me honey," she said looking up at me with her hazel eyes, "You said you liked anal Officer Steve, well you're gonna love this!"
Trixy sucked down hard on the head of my tool while easing a finger into my ass, massaging my p-spot and simultaneously pumping at the base of my pleasure pole.
"Oh my God," I howled! Trixy quickly pulled off of me to spray my colossal load all over her heaving tits. Tanya eagerly dove at Trixy, their breasts pressing together as they kissed deeply.
As numb as I was, I quickly leaned in to meet their mouths for a steamy and sticky kiss. It was beautiful, the three of us locked into a collage of smoldering lips and hot pink tongues.
And right at our moment of sexual glory, a slow methodical applause startled the three of us from the doorway. My boss stood there clapping at a snail's pace.
"Nice work Steve. After you clean up you can leave with the Barbie twins....I hope they were worth it!"
Hours later my 1969 mustang is screaming down Interstate 15. My cock grows with excitement when I see the road sign reading only 15 miles to Las Vegas. Tanya and Trixy are in room 269 in the Bellagio hotel, the three of us are set to rendezvous at 11 pm, and it's Friday night!
So you tell me....was it worth it?
Monday, July 21, 2008
My sexual thirst for you can never be quenched. Every kiss and every touch only increases my insatiable need for more.
I want you to fuck me in public, so everyone can witness and understand the reason for my obsession.
A sold out Madison Square Garden would marvel at your sexual craft! A steel cage front and center for all to see, watching in awe as you ride me into an orgasmic frenzy.
Muscular men cuffed to the cage wearing nothing but leather masks and boots would be your sexual slaves. You would feast on them mercilessly one by one, devouring their cocks with your smoldering mouth and delicious cunt, sucking and fucking them against the cold hard steel.
An orgy of vast proportions would emerge as a result of your exotic display. A sultry arena with the overwhelming scent of lust and a orgasmic roar of pleasure would be felt by all!
You would take multiple guys on, you sandwiched between two studs in a double penetration while sucking a third. Your naked bodies lathered in oil and sweat as you suck and pump every drop of cum into your thirsty body.
Your exhibition would be experienced by women too! Your tongue would dance in a wet pussy of a lucky female slave, while goddess women in leather bustiers service your huge tits. Recovered I'd take you from behind, my throbbing cock sliding in and out of your wet snatch as I fill you with my juices again, because....
My sexual thirst for you can never be quenched!
Saturday, July 19, 2008
I about exploded in my pants!
"Uh....um," is all I could blubber out.
"I'll take that as a yes, you sexy thing! Here's what I want, slide this vibrating lollipop plug into my ass right before sweet Tanya here makes me cum. Can you handle that Officer Steve....will that turn you on?"
"Fuck yes!" I replied, shocked by my own confidence.
"Mmmm, good boy! But remember you have to wait!"
"Sure thing sexy!"
"Wow! Officer Steve's back from the dead," Tanya squealed as she shimmied into a bright red g-string harness with Mustang strapped in and ready.
"And for helping us little nymphomaniacs out, here's what I'm gonna do to you Officer Steve after I'm done riding Tanya," Trixy said in sultry tone as she lowered down and took Mustang deep into her mouth, letting out soft moans and staring at me intensely the whole time.
My face felt flushed from the shock of her boldness and my jaw felt as if it had just ricocheted off of the hard tile floor. My cock ached just imagining her hot mouth wrapped around my throbbing love pole. Hot cum began to ooze down my shaft as Trixy continued showcasing her oral talents.
Tanya finally hopped onto the table, lying on her back. "All aboard the Tanya Express," she giggled gleefully.
Trixy climbed on top of her and slowly lowered herself down, taking Mustang all the way inside of her hot snatch until the shaft completely disappeared.
"Mmmm," Trixy moaned, slowly bucking her hips into Tanya.
Tanya reached up massaging and pressing Trixy's huge tits together.
"Does that feel good baby?" Tanya cooed.
"Oh yeah honey, there's nobody I love to ride more!"
"Prove it! Fuck me harder baby!" Tanya talked back dirty.
"How's this you hot little slut," Trixy growled, grinding harder and faster, lowering herself until she was face to face with her lesbian lover. As TNT's breasts pressed beautifully against one another's, their lips came together into an open mouthed kiss, their moans of pleasure were muffled by the flickering of tongues.
Trixy was ready! "Give it to me Officer Steve. Stick it in my ass baby!" she cried out as she pumped wildly into Mustang.
I quickly lubed up the plug, hit the on switch, and watched lustfully as it danced into Trixy's hot ass.
"Oh fuck baby," Trixy yelled out, "Oh my God Steve, yes, YES!"
It was all she could handle.
The table shook violently as Trixy went into a grinding frenzy. Tanya reached up and pinched Trixy's nipples while the anal lollipop buzzed her backdoor.
The floodgates opened!
"OH TANYA! YES, OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING SO HARD BABY!!!" Trixy cried out, collapsing on top of her Doublemint twin. TNT's beautiful naked bodies lay there entwined and trembling together as they embraced in the afterglow of their sex.
"Should we thank Officer Steve?" Trixy asked Tanya suddenly.
"I think we should!" Tanya purred.
Perplexed, I had to ask. "Excuse me ladies, but what is oral roulette?"
"Officer Steve....Have you ever been sucked off by two women?" Trixy asked with a lustful stare.
To be continued!!!
Click here to read TNT - Part 2
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
I'm all for P.D.A. (Public Display of Affection....especially when it comes to sex! One word to describe this German couple (besides exhibitionists )....revolutionary!
And so what if the guy looks like he's homeless....at least the girl is hot!
My favorite part are the elderly ladies crossing the street and pretending not to see the suckjob right in front of them!
I envy this couple and can only hope for the day where sex doesn't always take place behind closed doors!
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
Trixy took over. She ran her long and luscious tongue up Tanya's neck before stopping to suck and whisper dirty nothings into her ear.
"Which cock do you want me to fuck you with baby? Johnny or Mustang?"
"Oooooh, give me the Johnny honey!"
"You dirty girl! Let Trixy enjoy you first!"
"Oh yeah honey!" Tanya cooed. Trixy continued to suck on Tanya's neck while slowly unbuttoning her blouse, exposing her large and deeply tanned breasts.
"Stand up baby!" Trixy commanded.
Both girls rose and quickly shimmied out of the rest of their clothes, only leaving on their matching black boots.
In haste, their bodies pressed together in harmony as they met for a deep lingering kiss. Both of them ran their hands up and down each other's silky bodies, their tongues dancing lightly against one another's. TNT's aroused breathing filled and echoed throughout the room. Trixy then pushed Tanya back against the table and eagerly went down to taste her glistening cunt. Tanya's head tilted back as she let out a deep moan.
Trixy wasted no time sliding two fingers inside of Tanya's moist mound, gently massaging her g-spot while softly nibbling on Tanya's swollen clit.
"Oh Trixy! I need you to fuck me now baby! Please!"
Trixy gave Tanya's pussy one last suck, loving the lingering taste of her juice. Trixy then reached into her bag, pulling out a black and pink harness and a flesh colored dildo. "Johnny" I assumed.
All I could do was stare dumbfounded like a deer in headlights. Everything seemed to be going in slow motion and the speed of sound simultaneously.
"Enjoying the show?" Tanya cooed.
Startled, all I could do was nod my head as I watched Trixy slide the harness over her perfectly curved hips.
"Don't worry Officer Steve. When were done playing we're gonna take good care of you," Trixy purred as she was positioning "Johnny." She was ready to rock Tanya's world.
"Okay," is all I could mumble. "Jesus Steve! You need to get you're shit together!" I thought to myself, trying to snap myself out of my arousal induced coma.
Tanya was anxiously bent over the table waiting with her legs spread wide, accentuating her round and inviting ass.
Trixy seductively approached her with "Johnny" slick with lube, shining with pride.
Trixy was the epitome of pure sexuality. She looked so empowered wearing the strap-on dildo. I had never seen a woman more erotic than her at that moment!
Tanya braced herself as Trixy slowly slid inside of her.
"Oh God, Oh God baby, yes!" Tanya moaned as Trixy fucked her slowly.
Trixy reached around with her hand and gracefully rubbed Tanya's clit as she started to fuck her harder and faster.
Tanya's ass smacked back against the leather harness, the slap noises of flesh echoed and bounced off the walls.
"Oh smack my ass baby!" Tanya cried out.
Trixy's free hand was down instantly. SLAP!
"Oh fuck yes baby! Harder Trixy harder!
SLAP, SLAP, SLAP!
"Oh God don't stop baby! I'm gonna cum!"
Trixy kept smacking her ass feverishly making her flesh turn red as she continued to bang her furiously.
"Oh my God, Yes...Yes....Yes....FUCK YES!" Tanya yelled with orgasmic joy.
Trixy stopped abruptly and knelt down to lick Tanya from behind. Tanya's body quivered from arousal overload.
"Johnny" was glowing with lube and hot cum.
"My turn to ride!" Trixy announced proudly with a wicked grin on her face as she slipped out of the harness.
"What's your pleasure baby?" Tanya replied
"Oooh I don't know! There are so many choices! You better give me Mustang so he doesn't feel left out!"
I didn't know dildos were capable of human emotions, let alone jealousy.
"But I want a little something extra too," Trixy continued, "Officer Steve....Do you like Anal?"
To be continued!!!!
Click here for TNT - Part 1
Monday, July 14, 2008
A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout looking hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the hooker, 'How much do you charge?' Hooker replies, 'It starts at $500 for a hand-job.'
Guy says, '$500 dollars?! For a hand-job! No hand-job is worth that kind of money!'
The hooker says, 'Do you see that Denny's on the corner?'
'Do you see the Denny's about a block further down?'
'And beyond that, do you see that third Denny's?'
'Well,' says the hooker, smiling invitingly, 'I own those. And, I own them because I give a hand-job that's worth $500.'
Guy says, 'What the hell? You only live once. I'll give it a try.'
They retire to a nearby motel. A short time later, the guy is sitting on the bed realizing that he just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of $500. He is so amazed, he says, 'I suppose a blow-job is $1,000?'
The hooker replies, '$1,500.'
'I wouldn't pay that for a blow-job!'
The hooker replies, 'Step over here to the window, big boy. Do you see that casino just across the street? I own that casino outright. And I own it because I give a blow-job that's worth every cent of $1,500.'
The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, decides to put off the new car for another year or so, and says, 'Sign me up.'
Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before. He can scarcely believe it but he feels he truly got his money's worth. He decides to dip into the retirement savings for one glorious and unforgettable experience. He asks the hooker,'How much for some pussy?'
The hooker says, 'Come over here to the window, I want to show you something. Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas is laid out before us, all those beautiful lights, gambling palaces, and showplaces?'
'Damn!' the guy says, in awe, 'You own the whole city?'
'No,' the hooker replies, 'but I would if I had a pussy.'
Saturday, July 12, 2008
There is something so erotic about having sex in the shower. The way the water dances off the bodies, the moans echoing throughout the room, a wet couple slithering and grinding against each other.
Here's a quick and hot shower scence for your enjoyment!
Wednesday, July 9, 2008
Working as an airport security officer for over a year has been nothing short of bizarre. You'd be amazed at the shit people try to bring on an airplane! Marijuana wrapped in tinfoil, syringes in tampon cases, pistols, you name it! As strict as TSA standards are today, you don't think the x-ray machine will pick up a 9mm pistol wrapped in your "Don't Mess with Texas," sweater? Fuck me running! I've learned one thing working for the TSA, never underestimate the stupidity of people.
However, with my job sometimes crazy collides with wild opportunities.
Last Thursday afternoon I was working the security gate in Aisle 3 bored out of my fucking mind until a nervous Tim came over.
"Steve, um..........you better come look at this," he whispered loudly.
Steve was timid by nature and really had no business working as a TSA officer in the first place. He was walking at a frantic pace. I almost had to jog to keep up. We got to the X-ray machine and he pointed up to the monitor. My jaw about hit the floor, two small carry-on bags packed to the max with sex toys. I quickly looked up scanning people.
"Tim, who's fucking bags are........"
And that's when I saw them. Two blond women wearing pigtails, who looked like a porn version of the Doublemint twins, though they weren't literally twins. They both sported white blouses and plaid mini skirts showing off tan muscular legs. Both of them stood there with their heads down, hands folded behind them, rocking from heel to toe, spawning a look of innocence but guilty as hell at the same time.
Tim's nudging brought me out of my haze.
"Those two girls over there," he whispered again, sounding like a frightened boy saying there was a monster under his bed.
"Holy shit," I replied. I whistled over at Tony our twenty-something security guard, who approached his job as if he were a marine.
"At ease Tony. Can you cover section 3? I have a little situation I need to handle for Tim."
"Yes sir," he belted out as he went storming off. I couldn't help but roll my eyes.
I strolled over to introduce myself.
"Hi ladies, I'm Steve.
"Hi Officer Steve! Can I call you officer Steve? I'm Trixy and this is my business partner Tanya," she said while winking and emphasizing "partner."
I was pretty certain those weren't their real names, but it seemed perfectly appropriate.
"Call me whatever you'd like ladies. Maybe we should go somewhere private to discuss the....contents in your carry on baggage."
"Ooooooh, a private room! Show us the way Officer Steve," Tanya purred.
I led them to a holding room carrying a bag in each hand. The room was mostly for individuals who had suspicious luggage or were overly hostile. I don't know what you would classify this situation as.
Both ladies sashayed by as we entered the room, their knee-high boots clicking as they slithered past me.
"Have a seat ladies," I said casually tossing each bag onto the table.
They both plopped down directly across from me in the only two chairs in the room. Both looked up at me, batting their pale blue eyes at me sweetly and innocently.
I popped open each bag and admired the plethora of toys. Everything imaginable was in there: dildos, vibrators, masturbation sleeves, harnesses, oral gels. Fucking everything, all in variety of shapes and candy like colors.
"So ladies....seriously, what the hell is with all of the sex toys?"
"Well Officer Steve, Tanya and I own a sex toy company called TNT Sex Toys. The TNT stands for Trixy and Tanya, pretty clever huh?
"Huh," I casually smirked.
"And you're taking these on board with you because...."
This time Tanya chimed in.
"Were heading to Vegas for the AVN awards. They have exhibition booths and of course TNT has to represent!"
Now it was getting comical!
"Why wouldn't you just ship the product discretely instead of trying to bring it on board?"
"Because we love the thrill of getting caught....Officer Steve," Trixy cooed seductively, making my cock jump in my pants.
"Well technically, I can't let you take these on board. As comical as it may sound, those mondo sized dildos could be used as a weapon."
Both girls started laughing wildly.
"What are we gonna do Officer Steve, fuck everyone on the plane silly?" Trixy giggled.
"Ohhhh that could be hot," Tanya chimed in. "It could be a mile high orgy!"
As I was starting to lose control of the situation I could feel myself growing hard. Both girls had a raw sexual appeal about them that was growing stronger by the second. I was now under their spell.
"Well, maybe I could have them shipped to your hotel."
Rather than responding directly to my question they began to converse with each other.
"Should we give him a show Tanya?"
"Oh I think we should!"
"I don't know Tanya, Officer Steve might think will hit him over the head with the Shane's World dildo when he's not looking!"
"Please Trixy lets do it, besides.........Officer Steve's kinda cute!"
"Okay, just because airport sex is so hot!"
And that's when it happened.
Trixy pulled Tanya in for a deep kiss. Their ruby red lips shined under the fluorescent glow of the room's overhead lights. Each girl was massaging the others breasts.
"What are you doing?" I mumbled, shocked by their brazen physical display.
"Just embrace it Officer Steve, go with it, enjoy the show," Tanya moaned.
I was numb with fear and arousal....so I did!
To be continued!
Tuesday, July 8, 2008
Thursday, July 3, 2008
Happy 4th of July everyone! I'm off visiting family and unfortunately will be out of the tool shed for a week (KM, I need that laptop!!!!). I promise I will have more stories in the works and it's just a matter of the Sex Gods cooperating with me this month so I can feed your hungry souls.
Here's a peek at what's cumming :)
Adrienne, the hot little french maid has one last spot to clean before Mrs. Southerland gets home......... Mr. Southerland's hard, throbbing cock! However, don't rush to judgement.....not every fling may be what it seems!
"Expand Your Horizons"
Tim and Sarah always had a strong relationship sexually. However, when they receive an invitation to a party that simply reads, "Expand Your Horizons," they will learn their true potential and enter a sexual vortex with no limitations, and where every sexual fantasy is possible!
Two amateur fighters duke it out for the ultimate prize, the ring girl! But what happens when the bout ends in a draw? I guess these two iron fists will have to share!
Lucky girl! "